"She didn’t know the meaning of ‘in harm’s way.’ A bunch of us musicians went into Juárez , Mexico, after a Faron Young date in El Paso. Patsy tagged along. The guys bought a little grass, then worried how they were going to get it back across the border. Nothing scared Patsy. She said, ‘What the hell y’all worried about when you got the Cline here? Give that stuff. I’ll take care of it.’ And she grabbed it and stuffed it down her bra. She was cool as a cucumber as we crossed the border. She never even held her breath!"
while I strongly think of myself as an introvert I kinda wish that Tumblr would get its collective head out of its ass with regards to the introvert/extrovert thing like
extroverts aren’t invariably dumb obnoxious party animals
and introverts aren’t invariably wise and gentle souls battered by the cruelties of life
Stick To Your Guns by Mick Wall ║ Kerrang ║ April 1990
Silence reigns for a brief moment, Axl’s attention turned suddenly to the low distant hum of his hi-fi which has been spinning taped music throughout the conversation, his gaze frozen between the ashtrays and magazines littered on the table before us, a pinched little smile creasing his lips. I ask who it is we’re listening to.
Cheap Trick, ‘In Color’, featuring Rick ‘The Dick’ Neilsen. What a fuckin’ asshole! I love Cheap Trick, too. It’s kinda funny now, cos I listen to it and just laugh at him.
Why? What happened?
There was a thing in Rolling Stone where he said he fuckin’ decked Slash! He didn’t deck Slash! Do you think anyone is gonna fuckin’ deck Slash when Doug Goldstein is standing right there between them? It’s not gonna happen.
Why does everybody want to tell the world they beat up one of Guns N’ Roses?
Because Guns N’ Roses has this reputation for being bad, you know, the new bad boys in town, and so, like, hey, man, it perpetuates down to fuckin’ Rick Neilsen wanting to get back in good with the youth market by claiming he’s badder than GNR, you know? If he had any real balls, he’d apologize to Slash in the press. Not in person, he can come up to me and say he’s sorry all he wants, it doesn’t mean shit ‘til he says it in the press. Now Bowie’s a different situation, because Bowie hasn’t talked to the press. It’s not like he went and talked to the press about our bust-up. So Bowie can apologize to me, and then when they see photos of me and him together they’ll go, "Fuck, we tried to start a war and look at these guys, they’re hanging out!" (laughs) That’s cool, you know? Like Jagger was supposed to have told me off and the next thing you know I’m onstage singing with him....That sure fucked with a lot of them. I mean, it’s either somebody kicked our ass or it’s how some chick is scared I’m gonna come kill her cat. I mean, I could make a joke about it, but....
Can we please take a moment to appreciate Tommy Lee Jones on the Golden Globes
tumblr is pretty cool because no matter what you choose to blog about (whether it be jokes, a fandom, fashion, or something else) someone out there will always explicitly hate you for it with mad intensity
Rodney Dangerfield’s advice to Norm Macdonald